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The two highest scoring
individuals taking part in this quiz were offered the
opportunity to take part in the first ever ‘Name That Fruit’
with a special guest compere - Adrian Lush. In the event that
more than two people achieved the same highest, or second
highest, score there was to be a tie break. |
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Quizmaster’s decision is
final. Bonus points may be handed out for answers that provide
information above and beyond that required, or that make us
laugh. |
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Right, off we go then… |
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Name the following
SpecOps Divisions (either official or common name is acceptable) |
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SpecOps1 |
SO Network Management |
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SpecOps5 |
Search & Containment |
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3. |
SpecOps12 |
Chronoguard |
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SpecOps13 |
Genetic Detectives |
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SpecOps17 |
Werewolf & Vampire Disposal
(Suckers & Biters) |
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SpecOps26 |
Pasta Police |
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7. |
SpecOps27 |
LiteraTecs |
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SpecOps29 |
Shakespeare Division |
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SpecOps31 |
Good taste re-education |
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SpecOps32 |
Horticultural Enforcement
(Seeds & Weeds) |
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Now name |
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Thursday’s
son |
Friday |
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Thursday’s
daughter |
Tuesday |
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Thursday’s
mum |
Wednesday |
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Landen’s
mum |
Houson |
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Landen’s
dad |
Billden |
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Ok, they’re not all
going to be that
easy. First names
please for |
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UA Warrington cat/the
cat formerly known as Cheshire |
Archibald |
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Emperor Zhark |
Horace |
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And more names |
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Joffy’s
boyfriend |
Miles Hawke |
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Wilbur’s
wife |
Gloria |
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20. |
Orville’s
wife |
Charlotte |
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Goliath’s Chief
Executive (full name please)
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John Henry Goliath V |
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Thursday’s
stalker
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Millon de Floss |
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HIS
stalker |
Adam Gnusense |
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Goliath’s corporate
precog |
Sister Bettina |
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Thursday’s commanding
officer in the Crimea |
Col/Maj Phelps |
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The Welsh ‘President for
Life’ |
Owain Glyndower VII |
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Spike’s ex
partner |
Chesney |
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28. |
Felix7 (before he
was) |
Adrian Smarts |
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Felix8 (again, before he
was) |
Danny Chance |
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Irma Cohen’s
Pekinese |
Pixie Frou-Frou |
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The werewolf Spike has
in his car when he goes to meet Thursday |
Mr Meakle |
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32. |
The vampire Thursday
helps Spike to fight |
Frampton |
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The compere of ‘Name
That Fruit’ |
Frankie Saveloy |
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Who was the student made
pregnant by Acheron? |
Braeburn |
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was the little old lady
impersonated by Acheron, later found stuffed up the
chimney? |
Mrs Grimswold |
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took Thursday and Bowden
to Merthyr? |
Haelwyn the Book |
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invented the
banana? |
Anna Bannon |
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38. |
play Richard and Lady
Anne when Thursday and Landen go to the
Ritz?
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Swanavon Ralph & Thea |
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stops Landen’s wedding
to Daisy? |
Mr Briggs |
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Is Chairman of ‘Bronte
for the People’? |
Walter Branwell |
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is kidnapped from Martin
Chuzzlewit? |
Mr Quaverley |
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Was Thursday’s Book
Liaison Officer? |
Wyatt |
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Time for a change… a few
questions about Mycroft’s inventions |
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What happened to
Owens? |
He was meringued |
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Using the Rosettionery
the phrase ‘Have you seen my dodo?’ was translated incorrectly
into French. Translated back into English, what did it
say? |
My aardvark has no nose |
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Who was uploaded with
the unwanted memories of seventy-two one-night stands, numerous
drunken arguments etc.? |
Mrs Worthing |
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What does Thursday look
up in the Nextian dictionary? |
Trout |
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What is the significance
of the number 2216091? |
It’s Sleepy Hollow -
Factorzipped |
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Some history now - dates
from the Nextian time line please, I don’t care about the dates
of the Crimea in our space-time continuum. |
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How long did the Crimean
War last? |
131 years |
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When was Swindon
liberated? |
1949 |
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When was the Charge of
the Light Armoured Brigade? |
1973 |
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Who was Welsh leader
when Wales declared its independence? |
John Frost |
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In what year was the
Anglo-Welsh border closed? |
1965 |
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Identify the characters
described |
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‘His features were
sharp, his lips were thin and he was not what you’d call an
attractive human being. He sported heavy gold jewellery and a
tie pin that sparkled like a star' |
Jack Schitt |
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‘a feeble looking
character who had spent too many years in institutions to be
able to look after himself properly.’ |
Sturmey Archer |
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‘a small academic man
with an overpowering aura of untidiness’ |
Runcible Spoon |
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‘a tall thin man whose
pinched features seemed to compete for position in The centre of
his face.’ |
Schitt-Hawse |
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‘a tall man in a
large-check suit… He was about 40, had a luxuriant red moustache
and wore a carnation in his buttonhole.’ |
Akrid Snell |
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a small and rather
pallid looking man… He wore a white short-sleeved shirt and was
almost weighed down by the number of pens in his top
pocket.’
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Xavier Libris |
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Just some general
questions now |
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Waiting to go
Northside
what table number is
Thursday? |
17 |
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And what number is
President Formby? |
33 |
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A service station was
renamed Leigh Delaware - what was its previous
name? |
Kington St Michael |
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Where was the
Earthcrossers’ meeting gatecrashed by Victor Analogy? |
Liddington Hill |
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And what pseudonym did
he use? |
Augustus Ceres |
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How long, according to
his press cutting, was Hades at the top of the ‘most wanted’
list? |
74 weeks |
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What excuse did Thursday
tell the receptionist at the Finis to give to Landen when she
was trying to avoid him? |
That she had died of
haemorrhagic fever |
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Joffy is vicar of the
GSD church in which village? |
Wanborough |
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What does Thursday offer
Jones to try to persuade him to take her and Bowden to Merthyr? |
A handwritten draft of ‘I
See the Boys of Summer’ |
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What is the pseudonym
used by Hades in ‘Jane Eyre’? |
Mr Hedge |
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Jack Schitt is
imprisoned in ‘The Raven’ but what book did he think he was
entering? |
The Plasma Rifle in War |
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What is the duty on
smelly cheeses? |
620% |
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How was Lord
Volescamper’s father killed? |
Trampled to death by
antelope (on the A30 near Chard) |
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